Labels: dumb
too much of a good thing
Sunday, November 08, 2009
age of 19, handwriting of 10
Thursday, November 05, 2009
doodle tiem
Sunday, November 01, 2009
boom de ya da!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Newborn fag
You trust omegle? Congratulations! you're a.....fag!
The good thing is, you are not alone, some people are also like you, and you guys are minority, trust me. Why would I say that?
Okay, there's this one site, I refuse to tell you what it is because as gawker.com stated "reading it will melt your brain" it's too late for me, but it's not for you, so yeah let's just leave it there. So in this site people pull pranks on omegle, lots of them do this, and I'm one of them hahaha I'm sorry I ever got you (you wouldn't know it anyway lol) But yes! They're playing and they're playing it safe. WHY would you trust a friggin' stranger anyway? Literally strangers under the name stranger. The only serious people there are.....well read the title of this post, ooops sorry for bringing you down.
And don't start saying "fuck no, it's real, I chatted with them on messenger afterwards, and they're definitely real!" Well first thing first I never said they aren't real. But seriously, only two possibilities, one, they ask your email or messenger address to get to know you better (by get to know you better I meant they're too lonely had no one to talk to and talking to you wouldn't kill) and two, they're trying to get you naked on cam!
wait a minute, oh no I was wrong, there are three possibilities, that is the first possibility combined with the second one, which means: they're doing a rapport first, then they're trying their luck, who knows you're willing to get naked on cam, ha! they're lonely after all...
people please, even those with names sometimes are not trustable. and this, a stranger? you trust a stranger.....? I'm just gonna say good luck to you.
and as a closure: again, you trust omegle? Congratulations! you're a....fag!
I'm out melting my brain
The good thing is, you are not alone, some people are also like you, and you guys are minority, trust me. Why would I say that?
Okay, there's this one site, I refuse to tell you what it is because as gawker.com stated "reading it will melt your brain" it's too late for me, but it's not for you, so yeah let's just leave it there. So in this site people pull pranks on omegle, lots of them do this, and I'm one of them hahaha I'm sorry I ever got you (you wouldn't know it anyway lol) But yes! They're playing and they're playing it safe. WHY would you trust a friggin' stranger anyway? Literally strangers under the name stranger. The only serious people there are.....well read the title of this post, ooops sorry for bringing you down.
And don't start saying "fuck no, it's real, I chatted with them on messenger afterwards, and they're definitely real!" Well first thing first I never said they aren't real. But seriously, only two possibilities, one, they ask your email or messenger address to get to know you better (by get to know you better I meant they're too lonely had no one to talk to and talking to you wouldn't kill) and two, they're trying to get you naked on cam!
wait a minute, oh no I was wrong, there are three possibilities, that is the first possibility combined with the second one, which means: they're doing a rapport first, then they're trying their luck, who knows you're willing to get naked on cam, ha! they're lonely after all...
people please, even those with names sometimes are not trustable. and this, a stranger? you trust a stranger.....? I'm just gonna say good luck to you.
and as a closure: again, you trust omegle? Congratulations! you're a....fag!
I'm out melting my brain
Labels: TL;DR, trolling, validitas dipertanyakan
whoa
Thursday, October 29, 2009
orang kan beda-beda mbak...
Monday, October 26, 2009
Coba sesekali berkunjung ke salah satu subforum di suatu forum yang cukup terkenal,
orang2 disitu sibuk bertukar informasi tentang tempat2 "plus2" yang tersebar di berbagai daerah
Main-mainlah ke terminal Blok-M,
penjual majalah dengan headline serta foto2 yang 'panas' dan 'berani' itu masih menjajakan dagangannya di emperan nggak?
Lihatlah bocah2 belum berKTP dengan bebas keluar masuk klub2 malam
Lihat juga mereka sibuk menenggak minuman dengan kadar alkohol sekian persen
Restoran Jepang di Melawai,
Malam hari pelayannya berubah wujud lho!
Di mall2 itu,
Pasangan2 dimabuk cinta asik peluk2an, bahkan cium2an
Tontonlah acara buser, sergap, dan reportase
barangkali ada berita remaja kota xx beradegan tidak senonoh dan direkam HP berkamera dengan kualitas seadanya dan tersebar seantero negeri dalam format 3gp
Razia di suatu SMA,
ditemukan kondom di tas seorang siswa
(yah paling nggak mendukung safe sex lah)
ohya, saya tetap cinta Indonesia....
orang2 disitu sibuk bertukar informasi tentang tempat2 "plus2" yang tersebar di berbagai daerah
Main-mainlah ke terminal Blok-M,
penjual majalah dengan headline serta foto2 yang 'panas' dan 'berani' itu masih menjajakan dagangannya di emperan nggak?
Lihatlah bocah2 belum berKTP dengan bebas keluar masuk klub2 malam
Lihat juga mereka sibuk menenggak minuman dengan kadar alkohol sekian persen
Restoran Jepang di Melawai,
Malam hari pelayannya berubah wujud lho!
Di mall2 itu,
Pasangan2 dimabuk cinta asik peluk2an, bahkan cium2an
Tontonlah acara buser, sergap, dan reportase
barangkali ada berita remaja kota xx beradegan tidak senonoh dan direkam HP berkamera dengan kualitas seadanya dan tersebar seantero negeri dalam format 3gp
Razia di suatu SMA,
ditemukan kondom di tas seorang siswa
(yah paling nggak mendukung safe sex lah)
ohya, saya tetap cinta Indonesia....
Labels: tambahkan sendiri, trolling, validitas dipertanyakan
nggak ada kerjaan
Sunday, October 25, 2009
pheew, spending days, well, hours, err well minutes, photoshopping this
to this
lumayan rapi kan ?
oh and here's for you han, beeewbs
meoww, someone's being mr. cranky pants lol, mkay, removed.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
it's a holi....wait for it...day
Friday, October 23, 2009
Mid term exam is on for about two weeks, and from that two weeks, I got like 10 days off lmao. Yeah I only got 15 credits for this term, 3 exams are done, one is waiting on wednesday, so there's still 5 days of holiday, and another 4 days after that wednesday exam. Hmm....life's good.
Anyways I'm über-bored and instead of studying for the exam, I took online course, continuing my French and my American Sign Languge, it's really fun :D oh oh and google gets even better, eh?! it gets way more comprehensive, good job google! And there's this one site, forgot what it's name, which benefits a stalker (like me) Aaaaaaand photoshop! Currently in love with it, again. Psst I also use it to reveal secrets, you know ;)
Well I shall go now and here's a little something, a random-yet-cute scene from Before Sunrise....
Anyways I'm über-bored and instead of studying for the exam, I took online course, continuing my French and my American Sign Languge, it's really fun :D oh oh and google gets even better, eh?! it gets way more comprehensive, good job google! And there's this one site, forgot what it's name, which benefits a stalker (like me) Aaaaaaand photoshop! Currently in love with it, again. Psst I also use it to reveal secrets, you know ;)
Well I shall go now and here's a little something, a random-yet-cute scene from Before Sunrise....
Labels: escribitionist on loose, TL;DR
no pause button?
Thursday, October 22, 2009
I just realized, in less than 3 months I'll be.....20 ?
I know it's an old news, but
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
I just found two videos of Kenny Glenn abusing his cat, Dusty. Oh you gotta see it for yourself.
And call me crybaby but I cried, Dusty was obviously in pain :( it's too sad and TOO cruel !
F*ck Kenny Glenn!
And call me crybaby but I cried, Dusty was obviously in pain :( it's too sad and TOO cruel !
F*ck Kenny Glenn!
oh by the way, Dusty is okay now, well that's a relief....
awwww
2 hari lalu, di sebuah situs internet gue nggak sengaja ngeliat tulisan tentang games skifree. tau skifree kan? Game jaman dulu yang muncul sekitar tahun 90an, yang cara maennya amat sangat simpel, cuma ngegerakin mouse ke kanan dan ke kiri ngehindarin beberapa macam obstacle terus tamatnya dimakan yeti. waktu baca tulisan itu, yang ada di pikiran gue adalah "wuihhh skifreeeeeee! ini sih maenan jaman dulu yang sering gue maenin bedua ama bokap di komputer, ahh kangennnn" iya jadi dulu gue suka dipangku bokap, terus kita maenan skifree deh haha, maybe it does not sound not interesting to you, but it does to me.
Nah tadi bokap gue nelepon. wah ada apa ini, ga biasanya bokap nelepon dalam waktu berdekatan karena kemaren2 beliau baru nelepon gue.
B: thet, lagi dimana?
T: baru nyampe rumah.
B: oh. kamu inget game ski-ski itu ga thet?
T: ah inget banget pa
B: iya, nggak ada apa2 sih papa nelepon. cuma tadi temen papa lagi buka internet terus papa liat dia lagi ngeliat tentang game skifree. jadi inget kamu. dulu kita sering kan ya maen game itu, inget ga?
T: iya pa! kemaren2 aku juga abis liat tulisan tentang skifree! terus inget papa juga!
B: hehehehe iya. kayaknya mau gimana juga tetep dimakan beruang ya ujung2nya, ga bisa dihindarin.
T: iya tuh kayaknya. aku pengen cari deh game-nya pa
B: ah udah ga ada kayaknya
T: iya kayaknya
B: yaudah deh kalo gitu
T: oke
B: dadah
T: dadah
dan game ini masih ada, banyak malah di google, sekarang lagi gue maenin, hihihi
Nah tadi bokap gue nelepon. wah ada apa ini, ga biasanya bokap nelepon dalam waktu berdekatan karena kemaren2 beliau baru nelepon gue.
B: thet, lagi dimana?
T: baru nyampe rumah.
B: oh. kamu inget game ski-ski itu ga thet?
T: ah inget banget pa
B: iya, nggak ada apa2 sih papa nelepon. cuma tadi temen papa lagi buka internet terus papa liat dia lagi ngeliat tentang game skifree. jadi inget kamu. dulu kita sering kan ya maen game itu, inget ga?
T: iya pa! kemaren2 aku juga abis liat tulisan tentang skifree! terus inget papa juga!
B: hehehehe iya. kayaknya mau gimana juga tetep dimakan beruang ya ujung2nya, ga bisa dihindarin.
T: iya tuh kayaknya. aku pengen cari deh game-nya pa
B: ah udah ga ada kayaknya
T: iya kayaknya
B: yaudah deh kalo gitu
T: oke
B: dadah
T: dadah
:)
dan game ini masih ada, banyak malah di google, sekarang lagi gue maenin, hihihi
Labels: escribitionist on loose
curiosity kills
Sunday, October 18, 2009
sleep paralysis
Saturday, October 17, 2009
oke memang nggak istimewa sih, tapi akhirnya tadi pagi saya mengalami apa yang disebut sleep paralysis setelah sebelumnya hanya bisa baca dari internet, buku faal, mendengarkan kuliah, dan mendengarkan cerita orang lain. Kebanyakan orang menganggap sleep paralysis itu sesuatu yang bersifat supernatural. Beda negara beda pula cerita di balik sleep paralysis, dan kalau di Indonesia, biasanya disebut tindihan atau ditindih setan. Tapi sebenernya sleep paralysis nggak ada hubungannya sama hal-hal gaib dan ada penjelasan scientificnya. (cari sendiri banyak kok di buku dan di google) yaaa intinya saat itu terjadi, otak kita sudah bangun tapi tubuh kita belom.
Terus kenapa ada orang yang ngeliat dia ditindih setan? Itu karena halusinasi. Dan kenapa halusinasinya itu berhubungan dengan setan. Mmm kalo menurut gue, itu semua karena cerita-cerita dari orang lain. misalnya temen kalian cerita kemarin bangun tidur nggak bisa gerak terus ngeliat setan di atas badannya, entah kapan dengar cerita lagi kalau ada saudara kalian bangun tidur nggak bisa gerak di atas tubuhnya ada setan, dan ketika kalian ngalamin sleep paralysis dan belom tau penjelasan scientific di balik kejadian itu kalian akan mulai halusinasi yang aneh-aneh, dan yang muncul pertama di kepala adalah "ada setan duduk di atas badan gue" and there you go, hypnagogic hallucination plays trick on you and a friggin' ghost that'll make you scared shitless pops out sitting on top your body.
Sedikit saran dari gue, always think happy thought, jangan mikirin yang aneh-aneh kalo lagi kena sleep paralysis. Apalagi kalau udah tau penjelasan di balik kejadian ini. Ohya gue sendiri tadi pagi gue nggak mengalami halusinasi apa-apa.
And what I had in mind when I was paralysed "wtf I can't move my body. Uh-oh is this sleep paralysis? Right on! I know this is my room, I know that jeans hanging on my chair. Move, hand! move!" and poof! I'm awake with heart beating fast and a smile on my face. Yeah personal experience is much better than stories.
Terus kenapa ada orang yang ngeliat dia ditindih setan? Itu karena halusinasi. Dan kenapa halusinasinya itu berhubungan dengan setan. Mmm kalo menurut gue, itu semua karena cerita-cerita dari orang lain. misalnya temen kalian cerita kemarin bangun tidur nggak bisa gerak terus ngeliat setan di atas badannya, entah kapan dengar cerita lagi kalau ada saudara kalian bangun tidur nggak bisa gerak di atas tubuhnya ada setan, dan ketika kalian ngalamin sleep paralysis dan belom tau penjelasan scientific di balik kejadian itu kalian akan mulai halusinasi yang aneh-aneh, dan yang muncul pertama di kepala adalah "ada setan duduk di atas badan gue" and there you go, hypnagogic hallucination plays trick on you and a friggin' ghost that'll make you scared shitless pops out sitting on top your body.
Sedikit saran dari gue, always think happy thought, jangan mikirin yang aneh-aneh kalo lagi kena sleep paralysis. Apalagi kalau udah tau penjelasan di balik kejadian ini. Ohya gue sendiri tadi pagi gue nggak mengalami halusinasi apa-apa.
And what I had in mind when I was paralysed "wtf I can't move my body. Uh-oh is this sleep paralysis? Right on! I know this is my room, I know that jeans hanging on my chair. Move, hand! move!" and poof! I'm awake with heart beating fast and a smile on my face. Yeah personal experience is much better than stories.
Labels: exaggerating, validitas dipertanyakan
